This guy is a failed Taliban suicide bomber with a hilarious story. When he was apprehended, authorities discovered a titanium blast shield covering his genitals. When asked about this, he explained that he wanted to keep the family jewels safe for the 72 virgins waiting for him in paradise.
A story like this is almost too good to be true, from a comedic perspective, so I did a search on a few Arabic news sites using Google to translate for me. Seems legit.
It's truly amazing the sort of crazy shit religion can make you believe.
A story like this is almost too good to be true, from a comedic perspective, so I did a search on a few Arabic news sites using Google to translate for me. Seems legit.
It's truly amazing the sort of crazy shit religion can make you believe.
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